Do not get a boner while wearing suspenders this is your warning it’s like wearing spandex shorts everyone will see it and you will die

jantelaw:

Would you kindly head to Ryan’s office and kill that son of a bitch?
I lost the ability to make a proper drawing with a clean lineart and I forgot how to colour in my usual style. oh no. whines whines whines

jantelaw:

Would you kindly head to Ryan’s office and kill that son of a bitch?

I lost the ability to make a proper drawing with a clean lineart and I forgot how to colour in my usual style. oh no. whines whines whines

foodffs:

Chocolate Orange Shortbread Sandwich Cookies
Really nice recipes. Every hour.

tyravar:

Other girls

  • straight blonde hair
  • pink lipstick
  • high heels
  • justin beiber

Me

  • work work
  • chopping wood
  • zugzuggies
  • power naps

I am a peon
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have you lost anything in your vagina?
Anonymous

wigwams:

when u think about it you’re either a shift or caps lock person


love came and hit me in the eye
out of that orange colored purple striped pretty green pocadot sky
love came and hit me in the eye

out of that orange colored purple striped pretty green pocadot sky

kawaiimistake:

xelethaine:

mori-girl-life:

Saying Hello to the Dragon.

That is a fucking forest spirit and nobody will make me believe otherwise.


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kawaiimistake:

xelethaine:

mori-girl-life:

Saying Hello to the Dragon.

That is a fucking forest spirit and nobody will make me believe otherwise.

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Full image here

keepcalm-and-shred-on:

girlveins:

i think about this girl so much through out my day i hope shes happy 

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while

keepcalm-and-shred-on:

girlveins:

i think about this girl so much through out my day i hope shes happy 

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while

juniorbizarre:

how did i forget about this i’m crying

juniorbizarre:

how did i forget about this i’m crying

foodffs:

Nutella Cheesecake Mousse
Really nice recipes. Every hour.
If homophobia were a conversation about food...
Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
Bisexual Person: I like both!
Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

spookygeiszlers:

Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.

firelorcl:

dicktho:

firelorcl:

humpty dumpty was never specified as being an egg

but you were

fight me