tia-todd:

imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine getting a detailed handsewn plushie of your favorite character in the mail one day from a mysterious sender, and whenever you’re in danger or distress the plushie turns into a flesh-and-blood version of your character to protect and comfort you

*raises hand* does being unbearably horny count as danger

seer-of-heart:

seer-of-heart:

theres this kid in my beach camp who popped this giant inflated dolphin toy so he ripped it in certain places and wore it around as a costume

to those of you
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who called bullshit

imagei wasn’t kidding

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i wouldn’t joke about these things

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

deedledude:

I would have a lot less problems if I could shoot bees from my hands.

snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

pancaikes:

son get over here

pancaikes:

son get over here

cooljaku:

reblog if you have these tabs open at all times <3

cooljaku:

reblog if you have these tabs open at all times <3

lmpossibleprincess:

theyre reproducing 

lmpossibleprincess:

theyre reproducing 

tatersinthebuilding:


This was one of the greatest moments in television history.

tatersinthebuilding:

This was one of the greatest moments in television history.

awsomeshipwreck:

My sister and I don’t look much alike but selfie game runs in the family

yiffmaster:

lipslikemarilyn:

orima-kazooie:

mister-smalls:

outerheavenuprising:

do you think like 600 years ago book nerds got real mad when the printing press was invented because filthy casuals could get books without having to copy them out themselves

Actually yes they did

and there were certain ancient Greeks who were angry when writing was invented, because it meant that literature was more accessible to the filthy casual masses

true shit, people

People never change do they

we got taller

(Socrates refused to write down any of his teachings because he said that reading could never compare to learning orally in person, so all we have of his works are what his followers write down like decades/centuries later)

Yoko Takahashi - A Cruel Angel's Thesis (10th Anniversary Version)
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A Cruel Angel’s Thesis (10th Anniversary Version) || Yoko Takahashi
All that you consider hip and happening will also tumble into nostalgia just at that moment when you finally come to realize where everything is, and how things ought to be. It is a race to the grave.
Morrissey, Autobiography (via sosrip)